Cookies (I Wanna Be A Jedi) - (04 - Lyrics - Feb 05)
2015-02-05 @ 06:26amtags: geeky dorky star wars geekpop
Cookies need no introduction.
Lyrics
Why does the dark side get everything coolRed lightsabers, black leather and the signature mysterious cloak
Black forest cakes and cookies to make us all drool
Makes the light side look like a joke...
Well...
Someday
I'm gonna bake light side cookies
To make the dark side pay!
(Vengeance leads to the dark side, my young apprentice)
...Oh yeah
Someday
I'm gonna bake light side cookies
To make the people say
I wanna be a Jedi for their cookies
Nobody died to bring me these delicious delights
Almost makes up for the lack of romantic nights
I wanna be a Jedi for their cookies
Well, does the light side get anything cool?
Sure we've got lightsabers - any colour that's not red
(My apprentice, we're the good side, stop playing the fool
The dark side just makes people dead)
Someday
I'm gonna bake light side cookies
Force the dark side to obey
(Aggression leads to the dark side, my young apprentice)
...Oh yeah
Someday
I'm gonna bake light side cookies
For everyone to say
I wanna be a Jedi for their cookies
Nobody died to bring me these delicious delights
Almost makes up for the lack of romantic nights
I wanna be a Jedi for their cookies
(We're welcomed in all coordinates across the galaxies
And there's only once or twice been dark side wookiies
One other thing besides
The cookies are a lie
You think pure evil wouldn't do misleading advertising?!)
The dark side doesn't have cookies?
What do they feed their students - pie? I like pie...
(You don't like pie made from the other students, my young apprentice)
...Oh yeah
(Someday
You're gonna bake light side cookies
And everyone will say)
Aww
I wanna be a Jedi for their cookies
Nobody died to bring me these delicious delights
Almost makes up for the lack of romantic nights
I wanna be a Jedi for their cookies
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